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I Don't Want To Alarm You...
by Jordan
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...but I think Sean and Dan are trying to get rid of me. Every Sunday, Dan and I receive an email from Sean that contains a solution to one previously unsolved problem in mathematics (Goldbach's conjecture is true, btw) and our weekly posting schedule. This Sunday, I received no such email. According to Sean, he sent it, and clearly Dan got it, but I waited all day, refreshing my Gmail every thirty seconds and crying loudly. I emailed Sean to find out when I was supposed to post this week and he barely got back to me, eventually replying with an email that was so vague and hesitant that it made me reconsider my welcomeness here at StG. "If you really want to post, I guess you could post Whensday [sic]. I was going to do it - or failing that, Dan or someone else - but I guess you could, maybe. But, overall, I'd prefer that you didn't." I asked Dan what was up and he replied with a simple but very hateful email, essentially suggesting that I "move back to Israel." But I never lived in Israel, which is weird. Anyway, all this to say: sorry, late post today. Songs and words will be presented by me this evening. Whether Sean and Dan like it or not. How's everybody's day going? Working hard? Posted by Jordan at April 5, 2006 3:01 PMComments
I don't really want you either. Kidding. Posted by Tom at April 5, 2006 3:44 PMcome join my team, i dont have jens lekman or comfy sofas but there's lots of pussy galore and free beer. i have a big movie collection too. awaiting your reply. Posted by andrew at April 5, 2006 4:21 PMno, you must stay! its the triumvirate!! Posted by dan at April 5, 2006 6:42 PMSean's a real meanie. A blue meanine, even. Posted by Tuwa at April 6, 2006 1:07 PMwe really hope this is a fucking joke. Posted by greg and jess at April 9, 2006 11:51 AMPost a comment |
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all songs are removed within a week or two of posting. said the gramophone launched in march 2003, and added songs in november of that year. it was one of the world's very first mp3blogs. if you would like to say hello, find out our mailing addresses or invite us to shows, please get in touch: montreal, canada: sean toronto, canada: jordan montreal, canada: dan please don't send us emails with tons of huge attachments; if emailing a bunch of mp3s etc, use a service like MailBigFile. if you are the copyright holder of any song posted here, please contact us if you would like the song taken down early. please do not direct link to any of these tracks. please love and wonder. "and i shall watch the ferry-boats / and they'll get high on a bluer ocean / against tomorrow's sky / and i will never grow so old again." we are a member of MBV.
about the authors
Sean Michaels lives in Montreal, where he is writing a novel. His work also occasionally appears at McSweeney's. Follow him on Twitter or reach him here.
Dan Beirne is an actor and writer living in Montreal. He writes fiction fiction fiction on here. It may feel true, but it is never True. He is most proud of his most recent project The Bitter End. Email him here Jordan Himelfarb lives in Toronto, where he is editor in chief of The Mark. Jordan's posts appear at Said the Gramophone only on the last Wednesday of every month. Email him here. Site design and header typography by Neale McDavitt-Van Fleet. The header graphic is randomized: this one is by .
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