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I MAKE MYSELF ILL
by Sean
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Shelly Blake - "Home Movies". Open your mouth too wide and cherries fall out. No? Is it just me? Me and Shelly Blake. More cherries fall out of his mouth than mine - and more cherry-pits. He sings sloppy and achey, Daniel Johnston in a wagon with the dude from OMC's "How Bizarre". Eventually he introduces the electric guitar and this is a moment that you know, this is a moment that is familiar. It's when you're at the Scrabble tournament and you've just spelled the word "singersongwriter" and there's a squawking sound, a brief electric buzz. You look up and there's a stork in the corner, long-legged, bearing an electric guitar. He stops playing, he looks at you, he blinks his eyes. "Yeah, what?" he seems to be saying, in stork. And when you look back down the word "singersongwriter" has been changed, either by cheating or by some obscure rule. And your tiles now say: "Elope, elope, elope, elope!" Am I trying too hard?
In this song, the narrator does these things: pets a dog, makes coffee, puts a record on, sings, makes a call to NYC, pours drinks, is sick, misses her, gets a gun, practises shooting, goes for a drive, shows her what he can do, drives into the sidewalk, drives into the bridge, drives into the wall, drives into the river, dies, finds god, gets a criminal record, pisses off the police, meets the enemy, gets immolated. In this song, David-Ivar Herman Dune and Lisa Li-Lund do these things: sing like a hairy morning, sing like chorus girls, play ukelele, make a chorus of sloppy folk-pop a thing of effortless pissed-off grace. [buy] Posted by Sean at June 1, 2006 3:00 AMComments
you missed them?!! noooo Posted by Robin at June 1, 2006 4:02 AMAm I trying too hard? maybe...depends if the stork has any meaning whatsoever...i'd guess that it's completely random, same as the cherries...which wouldn't be trying too hard, but maybe not trying hard enough ;) Posted by Anonymous at June 1, 2006 2:16 PMWhere have you been all my life? Probably unborn for most of it. But hamdullah. The last time I was in the states I actually went to a BORDERS to buy a cd. That makes me ill. Posted by ll kirchner at June 1, 2006 5:59 PMI am sick. I will download anything that has a ukulele in it. Off to my Ukulele Players Anonymous meeting... Posted by Sam Lowry at June 1, 2006 9:58 PMCould someone send me the lyrics, I want to sing burn burn for my neigbourhood... Posted by yeah at August 3, 2006 3:59 PMPost a comment |
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Sean Michaels lives in Montreal, where he is writing a novel. His work also occasionally appears at McSweeney's. Follow him on Twitter or reach him here.
Dan Beirne is an actor and writer living in Montreal. He writes fiction fiction fiction on here. It may feel true, but it is never True. He is most proud of his most recent project The Bitter End. Email him here Jordan Himelfarb lives in Toronto, where he is editor in chief of The Mark. Jordan's posts appear at Said the Gramophone only on the last Wednesday of every month. Email him here. Site design and header typography by Neale McDavitt-Van Fleet. The header graphic is randomized: this one is by .
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