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Immaculate Screed
by Dan
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Paulson Kalu Afrikhanah & His Stars 25 - "Ochea Special" An excerpt from The Careful Bartender: The careful bartender takes his time. He prepares with respect to the drink and not to the lineup. Take for instance, the preparation of a Bachelor's Last Stand. It is 1 finger coconut milk, a mouthful of finest brown rum, a third phase of a lime (match the moon for the night of serving), a flicking of water, and a cactus blossom. It should take three minutes to prepare, to allow all parts to sit and reach the proper temperature. The glass should sweat like a woman in love when served. Never stir this drink, place the parts together like laying down children to sleep. The careful bartender will reap his rewards, for the night will sing his praises in the water on the beach, in the feet in the sand, in the fire in the torches. [New! Buy from Soundway] "This place smells like spit." Posted by Dan at March 16, 2010 2:52 PMComments
yes! Posted by moss at March 16, 2010 9:04 PMyes, indeed. Posted by samuel henry at March 17, 2010 4:07 PMI was preparing to push stop on "Nazi Gold" til I heard the organ. Posted by Pedram at March 18, 2010 9:25 AMFrom now on, I only want to drink drinks from glasses that "sweat like a woman in love when served". Posted by rgsc at March 18, 2010 2:28 PMPost a comment |
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Sean Michaels lives in Montreal, where he is writing a novel. His work also occasionally appears at McSweeney's. Follow him on Twitter or reach him here.
Dan Beirne is an actor and writer living in Montreal. He writes fiction fiction fiction on here. It may feel true, but it is never True. He is most proud of his most recent project The Bitter End. Email him here Jordan Himelfarb lives in Toronto, where he is editor in chief of The Mark. Jordan's posts appear at Said the Gramophone only on the last Wednesday of every month. Email him here. Site design and header typography by Neale McDavitt-Van Fleet. The header graphic is randomized: this one is by . 
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