Correatown - "Everything, All at Once"

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yukon around the year 1275. Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

There are some things I can't believe about this reading. Just as there are some things I can't believe about this song. There are moments where I wince at falseness (publishers in the dark ages in the Yukon? come on) but there are moments when I can sit staring at the sensation of it, hypnotized with the possibilities. Of course I was a woman, I wouldn't expect anything else. [site]

Beauty Feast - "It Grows It Grows"

Type your birthdate as a list of digits. Multiply it by your age. Think of a three-digit number, and drop the first digit and type what remains. Divide that by your street number. Add your shoe size, your number of sweaters, the number of channels you get, your last mastercard balance, subtract the number of dishes in your sink, and multiply by the factorial of how many fist-fights you've been in (2!) and add the factorial of imaginary fist-fights (4!). Now turn the calculator upside-down and you should see a cool message: "Careful not to burn the bridges you are standing on." [Site]