(still from The Rape of the Sabine Women)

Ernest + Tom - "Non Stop Orbit"

Virgin, common, liar, too rich, too smiley, gay, hot but boring, angry, short, way too short, old, selfish, wears makeup, cries, smoker, doesn't have a car, cheesy, stupid, bald, show-off, gross teeth, stuck in the past, no male friends, muscle-head, desperate, too healthy, takes phone calls at dinner, always apologizing, ruined by other girls, dresses nicer than me, hair too long, fucking awful shoes, blase, cheap, rebounding, too jealous, bad fuck, "Game" advocate, little twee bitch, fat, ugly, sweaty, testy, tests me, pencil-thin anything, finishes my sentences, gets too drunk, fake laugh, coward, kisses too quick, remembers too much from phone conversations, doesn't tip cabbies, embarrassing pants, couldn't find the bathroom in a bar, grabby, dense, pink blazer, talks about youtube.
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TITUS ANDRONICUS CONTEST

I've written about Titus Andronicus a couple of times (1, 2). Now, Titus Andronicus are going on tour this week (They will be here in Montreal on Sept 4th at Il Motore, but don't worry, I'll remind you next week). In promotion, they are giving away a 12" vinyl Live in London. We have one to give away. So a small contest will take place:

Put your best anagram of "Titus Andronicus" in the comments. I've got one in mind that I'm really hoping to see. Contest ends Friday August 28th at 11:59pm EST. have fun!