Said the Gramophone

Nine Years Behind

Run on Sentence - "The Afterlife Pt. 1"

Hello Pudgy Present, Hello Rink-a-Dink, Hello College Class, Hello Junior Seinfeld, Hello Pack-n-Skratch, Hello The Gundown, Hello Bellyfish, Hello Sparks Fly, Hello Gundam Schwing, Hello Tetris, Hello Haunchback Gus, Hello Letterman Pal, Hello Prince Buttermaid's Dell, Hello Vacationation, Hello LAR-LAR, Hello Trembling TV, Hello Ronnie Wood Panels, Hello Traveling Toy, Hello The Rector's Quick Visit, Hello Grand Piano, Hello Stewbird, Hello Michigan's Best Canal, Hello Holiday Gaze, Hello Lump, Hello Jerman Jury, Hello El Macho Del Sol, Hello Gord. Yes, Gord is the best one. We'll call the cat Gord.

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I could do so many things tonight. I could think about a name for the cat, I could get drunk, I could rent a movie, I could sit, I could walk inside or go for a walk outside, I could read, the paper, another time, I could do the dishes. Maybe not so many things.
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There's been a recent spike in questions. Like, questions raised, questions posed, and questions unanswered. Apparently people are asking more and more questions, either to themselves or to each other. Children, wives, soldiers, everyone is asking questions these days! Do your part; refrain from posing rhetorical questions. Or if you do, answer them, even if you feel it's stating the obvious. "What does a guy have to do to get a drink around here?" "Ask for one. Pay for one. Get one." "Does that guy ever sleep?" "Yes, he does." "Do you have enough pasta, there?" "I have more than enough."
- published in 1998 and still relevant today

[again, from the free HUSH compilation]

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tonight is the grand opening of the Artsy Fartsy Talent Show, a new regular show at Theatre Ste. Catherine in Montreal, hosted and curated by the very talented Aubrey Tennant. Come, I'll be doing something stupid.

Posted by Dan at August 5, 2008 1:27 AM