by Dan
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(still from The Rape of the Sabine Women)

Ernest + Tom - "Non Stop Orbit"

Virgin, common, liar, too rich, too smiley, gay, hot but boring, angry, short, way too short, old, selfish, wears makeup, cries, smoker, doesn't have a car, cheesy, stupid, bald, show-off, gross teeth, stuck in the past, no male friends, muscle-head, desperate, too healthy, takes phone calls at dinner, always apologizing, ruined by other girls, dresses nicer than me, hair too long, fucking awful shoes, blase, cheap, rebounding, too jealous, bad fuck, "Game" advocate, little twee bitch, fat, ugly, sweaty, testy, tests me, pencil-thin anything, finishes my sentences, gets too drunk, fake laugh, coward, kisses too quick, remembers too much from phone conversations, doesn't tip cabbies, embarrassing pants, couldn't find the bathroom in a bar, grabby, dense, pink blazer, talks about youtube.



I've written about Titus Andronicus a couple of times (1, 2). Now, Titus Andronicus are going on tour this week (They will be here in Montreal on Sept 4th at Il Motore, but don't worry, I'll remind you next week). In promotion, they are giving away a 12" vinyl Live in London. We have one to give away. So a small contest will take place:

Put your best anagram of "Titus Andronicus" in the comments. I've got one in mind that I'm really hoping to see. Contest ends Friday August 28th at 11:59pm EST. have fun!

Posted by Dan at August 26, 2009 3:16 AM

I O U rancid stunts

Posted by Mike at August 26, 2009 3:47 AM

Insouciant turds
Acid tourist nuns
Sadistic nun tour
Our nudist antics
Racist nun studio
Sir Toucan, Nudist
Nudist taco runs
A nut discount, sir
Ruin a disco stunt

Posted by Katie at August 26, 2009 4:15 AM

Coat ruins nudist.

Posted by K at August 26, 2009 7:03 AM

dictation runs us

Posted by moss at August 26, 2009 8:56 AM

us, artistic? dunno.

Posted by caleb at August 26, 2009 1:03 PM

Hmmm, it will be tough to top caleb's. How about:
"Taciturn Sound Is"

Posted by rgsc at August 26, 2009 1:52 PM

Custard Unionist

Posted by Drew at August 26, 2009 1:54 PM

Racist Sound Unit
Static Sound Ruin
A Disco Unit Turns

Posted by michael at August 26, 2009 2:16 PM

Distrust a Nuncio

Posted by clare at August 26, 2009 2:25 PM

Is posting more than one cheating? maybe? maybe not?

'a discount in rust' has to be my first-string; 'sadistic nun tour' is a capable backup

Posted by karpe at August 26, 2009 8:01 PM

rust sun? i can do it!

Posted by brooks at August 26, 2009 11:43 PM

Caution, STDs ruin!

Posted by brooks at August 26, 2009 11:53 PM

cruisin toad nuts

Posted by brooks at August 27, 2009 12:03 AM

I scour and sun tit

and I give up...

Posted by brooks at August 27, 2009 12:11 AM

Ciao, Nudist Runts

Posted by Jonathan at August 27, 2009 2:18 AM

Titus Danronicus.

Posted by thom at August 27, 2009 7:57 AM

It, a stud unicorn

Posted by Lukas Mary at August 27, 2009 11:43 AM

distrust anuncio (announcement in spanish)

Posted by Joe at August 27, 2009 12:14 PM

Adroit c**ts sin.

Posted by Ryan at August 27, 2009 4:23 PM


Tu: Unicorn Sadist

Posted by Ryan at August 27, 2009 4:32 PM

Rustic toad suckers 'r us.

Game over.

Posted by Al at August 28, 2009 11:07 PM

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