The Monks - "Pretty Suzanne". The Monks at their most sentimental. Which is to say five former American GIs, living in Germany, the sort of men that that flick cigarettes into the harbour's empty boats, that read the newspaper on the toilet, that gaze frightened into the sea at night, that teach visiting girls about drugs, that dream of weddings in sewers, that wish they knew how to build jukeboxes, that wear dark turtlenecks, that kiss like dreamboats, that shout the words of "My Girl" as they ride the Hamburg busess... which is to say a quintet of black-pepper musicians falling head over heels in love, at least for a bit, and needing to trace these feelings in coo, shriek, doowop and the growling prong of a distorted electric guitar.
"Pretty Suzanne" is one of several unreleased tracks included on the new (beautifully packaged) reissue of Black Monk Time - the Monks' single, legendary record. (Previously on StG... 1 2) Buy it from Light in the Attic on CD or 2xLP.
Monks contest! Thanks to the generosity of Light in the Attic, we are also giving away one copy each of Black Monk Time and the Monks - The Early Years 1964-1965 collection. To qualify, all you need to do is leave a comment describing the best tattoo ever, real or fictional. Particularly tattoos you can imagine on the shoulders of the Monks. Our favourite will receive both CDs. Deadline: Sunday, June 7 - 11:59pm.
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Sharon Van Etten - "Much More Than That".
Sometimes I do not have the word. I thought about this for a long time. There are always two possible reasons, I realise: (1) that I am not a better writer; (2) that there is no word.
And so, later -
- I find myself in a starry garden, my hand cupped to tiny flowers, breathing in. I have no word for these blooms. And I wonder. Is it that I am not a better writer? Or is it that there is no word?
Perhaps an encyclopedia tells me. There is a word. There are several. "Snow-in-summer", "Cerastium tomentosum". It is I who was lacking.
But suppose I go back to the garden, moonlit this time, and I cup my hand to the tiny flowers; and I breathe in the night-time; and what if then again I find I do not have the word? What if "snow-in-summer", if "Cerastium tomentosum" is not sufficient? What if with my knees on the grass the word I need is something else, but again I do not have it?
Is it because I am not a better writer? Or is it because there is no word?
I have wondered this often. Watching the wind push down a plastic chair. Standing and holding my grandfather's hand. Seeing a girl turn away. I have wondered this as I stared at a padlock; as I stared at a key; as I stared at a swan; as I bit into an apple; as I woke, at 6:45am, to the bleep of an alarm. There are no words, I thought at these moments; and always I ask if it is the words that are lacking or I who lacks them; and like Sharon Van Etten I wonder if I can improve, if I can become better, if one day I will have words for everything. If I will be able to say I love you in a way that speaks its every leap and ridge; if I will be able to say I'm sorry with words that do not tremble or glow; if I will have another word for darling, a better word, hidden and small, and dawning.
[website/buy this beautiful album]
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Elsewhere: In Paris last week, I attended a screening of this 3 Days of Take-Away Shows - a short film of a road-trip by the Blogothèque team, together with Beirut, Slow Club and Mami Chan. The film is tender and charming, but it's also utterly hilarious - anchored in large part by the vif spirit of Mami Chan (and to a lesser extent cameraman Vincent Moon himself). It's one of those little movies that underlines why I so love the work of the Blogotheque's concerts à emporter - they are wonderful films, regardless (sometimes) of music; not just recordings of a performance but a story of the things it evoked. This one is definitely wonderful and you should go watch even (especially!) if you're unfamiliar with most of the artists.
(photo is "Oxkintok Blue", by William Hundley)
Withered Hand - "Oldsmobile Car".
You were checking your email at your parents house. You had come over for dinner because your mum asked you, and you realised it had been a long time, and without Jonathan there you thought maybe the house would feel empty. It didn't, though. You ate your mum's chicken and they poured you wine and your dad had for some reason baked a cake, since when does he bake cakes?, but he had, something with peaches, and you ate it and it was pretty good.
Now your parents were in the living-room, in easy chairs, watching Law & Order. It was 8:41pm. You were at the black IKEA computer desk checking your email; the only light in the room was the big buzzing CRT monitor.
You clicked refresh and there was an email from L.
I need to talk to you. I'll be at the park at 9:30.
At 8:51 you padded into the living-room and asked if you could borrow their car. "Night owl," said your father.
The garage was darker than you remembered it. You pressed the button that lifted the garage door and you looked at the Oldsmobile glinting in the street-light. You got in and turned your keys in the ignition and the radio began to mumble. You sat blinking at the bottom of your parents' driveway in the rear-view mirror. You thought of L, in the park.
You got out of the car, you left it running, you scampered up the stairs to your old bedroom, to the cardboard box in the corner of the closet, under packets of unopened athletes' socks and suit jackets that didn't fit you any more. The box held cassettes. You closed your eyes and you thought of L and you grabbed a mixtape without looking. You scampered back down the stairs. "Everything okay?" called your dad, and you yelled "Yep!" just as you closed the back door with a thump.
You got back into the Oldsmobile and you clattered the cassette into the tapedeck and on the mixtape's case you saw in your handwriting the words OLDIES AND NEWIES 1996.
Looking over your right shoulder, with your hand on the back of the passenger-side head-rest, you backed out of the garage.
And you drove. The lines on the street seemed freshly painted. The conifers seemed further away from the road. The Denny's had become a Dairy Queen. The car felt good and strong & it felt like it was under your foot, like the gas pedal was the engine of the car, like you could feel its heartbeat through your right sole; and the tape played "Lola", and "It's the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)", and something that reminded you of King Creosote, but of course it wasn't King Creosote because the tape was from 1996. And you drove toward the park where L would be waiting for you, words on her lips, and you wondered if there were more yeses or more no's on her lips, and you wondered where she was right now, walking or bicycling or still at home.
And you looked at the empty passenger seat beside you and hurtling down the highway you wanted more than anything to have L here beside you, no matter what she was going to say, no matter if it were yeses or no's; just to have her here with streetlights flashing in your faces and this cassette playing. You would take a corner and she would look at the case and she would say, "You still write your e's the same way."
["Oldsmobile Car" is from Withered Hand's new EP, You're Not Alone, recorded by King Creosote. Withered Hand is my favourite new Scottish artist and I loved his debut EP, last year's Religious Songs. Dan launches the new EP in Edinburgh on June 9 - together with Benni Hemm Hemm, Ish Marquez, Emily Scott and Sebastian Fors. Scots, mark your calendars & non-Scots, send in an order.]
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Beloved Montreal record-shop Phonopolis writes about the pleasures of Bach.
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If you speak French, read Garrincha's precise and elegiac words on Iron & Wine's "The Trapeze Singer", so that you will never hear it any other way again.
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My dear, dear, dear friend P is participating in the Ride to Conquer Cancer and is earnestly seeking donations. It would be really wonderful if you donated any amount.
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Luke Temple's music as Here We Go Magic is part Paul Simon and part El Guincho, which of course means he sounds a lot like the Beta Band ca. Three EPs. Do you remember Three EPs? The album that John Cusack's character in the High Fidelity movie resolved to sell multiple copies of just by playing "Dry the Rain"? Yes?
Well let me play you two songs and suggest that you buy Here We Go Magic, by Here We Go Magic.
Here We Go Magic - "Only Pieces".
Here We Go Magic - "Fangala".
Certain things, most cities have. Telephone poles, sidewalk cracks, garbage bins, birds, electrical lines, traffic lights that change colour. Some things, only one city has. Mount Royal, the Eiffel Tower, Red Square, Recoleta cemetary. And some things again, we do not know. How special is this intricately wrought fence? How distinctive is this clockface? How far has this bluebird travelled? Can I find elsewhere a manhole that leads to a tunnel that leads to a great & underground hall?
Listening to "Only Pieces" and "Fangala", I feel a similar wonder. How verdant is this song? How new is this rhythm? How catchy is this line? Because it feels so extraordinary. These things have the colours you might expect to find in a thousand different places - but I have not. I find them only here. It may be Beta Band and Paul Simon and El Guincho and Panda Bear; but that's like saying it's fence and clock and bluebird. I know it is these things but - listen! Listen! It is more.
[buy buy buy / website / opening for Grizzly Bear on several upcoming dates]
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12:32 PM on May 21, 2009.
Dirty Projectors - "No Intention". One of my favourite songs of the year so far, "No Intention" showcases the Dirty Projectors as summer pop band, as streamers in a park, as spangled yacht-sails in the harbour. But as airy as it feels, (like Spoon on a beach, or the instrumental middle-eight of Vampire Weekend's "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa",) "No Intention" is virtuosic, utterly intricate. The arrangement of voices, of fingers on guitar-strings, of rhythmic twitch and back-step. There's the complexity of a bluebird hopping from branch to branch, snapping sunshine out of the sky. An illuminated colouring-book in grass greens and June golds. [buy on CD/LP/cassette]
Archivist - "Sunday Morning". This is no kind of Sunday morning I've ever known. I don't mean the heartbreak, the cotton-mouthed glumness - but the particular sort of strings and bass, the shine of tambourine and sneer of horns. Sunday morning is eggs and toast and sunlight on sheets - not dumpster clang, pavement stones, warm beer. But Archivist, friend of Pony Up, Cotton Mouth and the Dears, seeming admirer of Radiohead and the National, has known different weekends than I - Sunday mornings that are moonlit, grey, with mice in the dresser drawers. [buy/MySpace / playing again in Montreal soon]
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This weekend was a wonderful, twang-and-flash show by Bonnie "Prince" Billy, but also a double CD launch for Clues' self-titled debut and Elfin Saddle's Ringing for the Begin Again.
Elfin Saddle's new CD is so distinctive and very fine - and I've written about it before. Folk music dark as moss, tinged with Japan and Appalachia. Theirs was the better performance of the night - a band playing for one of the largest crowds of their career, one of the best gigs of their career; mesmerising us, scaring us.
Clues are the band formed by Alden Penner (the Unicorns) and Brendan Reed (Les Angles Morts, Arcade Fire at their earliest and best). They too, we've written about before. Said the Gramophone organised Clues' first-ever concert, at Pop Montreal 2007, where they played again with Elfin Saddle (as well as Horse Feathers and Casey Dienel/White Hinterland).
Clues is a frontrunner among my favourite albums released this year, an album that reveals itself more with every listen. Every time I turn it on, I discover the treasure of a different song. It's adventurous, immediately gratifying, but also much more complicated than it at first seems - songs that switchback, that change, that are reincarnated.
But this Clues concert was a disappointment. It wasn't as flawed as the one last summer, for the anniversary of the Cheap Thrills record store - but nor was it as good as that first catastrophic concert, at the McGill chapel.
The heart of Clues is expressed in one of their song titles: "Let's Get Strong". Their music is limber, dazzling, fraternal, utterly strong. All of Alden's songwriting gift - the lift and glimmer of melody, the cat's-cradle, - all of Brendan's north wind spirit. But it all relies on a kind of violence, a fighting spirit, a punk & knuckleduster glare. It's still kind, still wide-eyed and generous, but that kindness is cooked in a crucible; Clues would collapse inhabited skyscrapers to take you by the hand, would push over a bus to make you smile.
In their current incarnation, much of that vigour, that pure muscle strength, is lost. Its fury is diffused through too many musicians, its precision made sloppy by too many hands. Because the songs make so many about-faces, with false climaxes and sudden twists, I can't help but feel that more is less. Yes, sometimes two drums hitting at the same time makes it twice as hard a hit. But sometimes, two drums mean the hit is just half as hard. Sometimes ten people yelling is less than two people yelling. There were four members in The Who and three members in The Unicorns. I wish this band were small as a fist, strong enough to stick in a fire for a week.
Brendan's "You Have My Eyes Now" was the highlight of the set - so simply played, so utterly precise. The charisma of this band's leaders is all it needs - no smoke machines, no ragged edges, no chaff.
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I am going to Paris tomorrow but Montrealers should go and enjoy The National, this time playing not (alas) at le National, but at Metropolis. The sound will be great; go early and sit on the balcony with a double of Jameson.
[This post is the second in a series about my recent visit to southwestern Louisiana and New Orleans.]
Jeffery Broussard and the Creole Cowboys - "Motordude Special".
It didn't matter that we were uh, going out on Friday night. They told us that we should be ready at 6:30am on Saturday. I am usually of the belief that human beings should sleep until it is later than 6:30am, particularly when they have uh, gone out the night before. But in this case they were persuasive. Zydeco Breakfast is not to be missed, they said.
Perhaps you have not heard of Zydeco Breakfast. Certainly I had not heard of it. It sounds like the name of a clumsy Detroit punk band. In fact, Zydeco Breakfast is, well, a breakfast with zydeco music. It begins at 7:30 am.
I wake to Lafayette's morning sun and I am instantly, unforgivably warm. The blue sky seems to buzz. I meet my hosts in the lobby and they all have this funny, thinly cheery expression. It is difficult to smile at 6:40am. It is difficult to speak with the rising inflection that PR work requires. Someone makes a joke and then no one laughs, it is too early for laughing. We nod.
I ride bleary-eyed in the minivan. Louisiana's drooping trees are the bright green of a warm salad.
Our destination is the Café des Amis, in the village of Breaux Bridge. Breaux Bridge is quiet, uncrowded, and most of it is sensibly asleep. And yet... and yet... outside the Café des Amis I see the first sign that wonders may truly lie ahead. There is a line-up. Every citizen of Breaux Bridge who is awake on this Saturday morning is lining up outside for the Zydeco Breakfast, the whatever-it-is inside the Café des Amis, a parade that stretches down the block and is more local than tourist. In the summertime, we're told, people bring coolers full of beer. (No need to wait to get inside for the breakfast to begin.)
The Café des Amis is owned by Dickie Breaux. It is a big long room with whitewashed brick, high ceilings, cool air, and the best shade of sun. There is a long bar, many tables and folk art on the walls. The first thing you do when you arrive for Zydeco Breakfast is you sit down and you order a drink. (This will be the first of several drinks. It is 7:45am.) I have a bloody mary, and it is very good, there is even a green bean in it. Next I order food: crawfish étouffée with poached eggs, and cheese grits, and a café au lait so sweet that it tastes like melted-down Werther's Originals. It is the Zydeco Breakfast and I am going to do it right.
Already I am pretty happy about this whole thing. Sure, it's 7:57am but this place is nice and there is chatter in the air and I have just discovered that crawfish étouffée is delicious.
And then the band begins to play.
Many different bands play at Café des Amis but on this given morning it is Jeffery Broussard and the Creole Cowboys. I cannot see them at the front of the room but I know they are playing because there is MUSIC, all-caps, and it is present in a thousand different ways. Across the restaurant, every single foot begins to tap. Every single light in every single bulb, even the light streaming through the windows, gets a new & redoubled spark. The room has glints and movement in every corner - so many more taps and so many more sparkles that it's downright distracting, downright thrilling, and you feel the thrill along the insides of your arms, the roof of your mouth, the soles of your feet. You see it in the bright shining flick in every single pair of eyes.
All at once, the eaters kick back their chairs and grab their partners and the big dance-floor is no longer an empty space for wheeling out crawfish étouffée, no now it is a place where couples are twirling and grinning and dipping, and the accordion's full of hollondaise sauce, and the singer's got a mouthful of early morning boozing. The washboard is the sound of my wheezing morning heart revving ticktock up to speed.
There are young couples dancing, remembering honeymoons. There's an elderly couple dancing, taking the rhythm at half-speed. There a wiry dude with a handkerchief round his wrist and one more in his back pocket, to pat his sweaty face, because he dances double-fast, like a maniac, and maybe he's the greatest dancer of all time, maybe he is, dashing and slipping and picking a new pretty partner for every zydeco hit. Dickie Breaux watches from his chair and I understand how this idea could travel, this 8:33am marvel, how when Dickie and his wife divorced she opened her very own Zydeco Breakfast, in Donaldsonville, because of course she had to. Of course she couldn't go one week without this party in her living-room.
And I dance too, at least for a while, the dancing junket journalist. The compulsion to dance is not in the bass drum, high-hat, bassline or washboard - it's not even from the peer pressure. The reason to dance is the ten thousand glints; the rattle of (gold) eggs and (silver) booze in our bellies; the rollicking zing of the air around the room.
[more on Jeffery Broussard / buy]
Crazy Cousinz - "Inflation". As many of you will know, they call this "funky". This is not an adjective; it is a noun. It is the name of the genre; the same way you might say "jungle", "kuduro" or "wonky". Wikipedia says, it mixes traditional UKG beats, bass loops and synths with latin percussion. But what I like best about funky, - what I like almost as much as I just simply like this song, "Inflation", with its open-mouth spectral ah!s and paradise xylophone, - is that funky is not funky. That is, it is not funk-like. It is not James Brown, the Meters, or even Red Hot Chili Peppers. Its basslines do not swing and flick in the same way.
And how can you name an un-funky genre funky?! It's like naming a tree a bird, like naming a cake a month, like naming a baby girl an unbleached flour. I love it, I love it. It's as arbitrary as language, as dance-steps, as the place the emphasis falls in a beat. Taking a thing and making it yours. [myspace]
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The best tattoo I ever heard about was one a friend of mine got. He was a camp counselor at the time and he told his campers that if they pooled together the money for it, he'd get whatever tattoo they wanted in whatever place they wanted. So the campers put together their money and told him they wanted him to get a "winkin' Lincoln" tattoo on his ass. He had been worried they'd want something horrible in a really visible location (I don't know if even he could pull off a neck tattoo that read 'FART') so he was pleasantly surprised when they so thoughtfully requested such an amusing homage to a benevolent leader. He agreed, took their money and went right out to get a tattoo of a smiling, top-hatted, Abraham Lincoln conspiratorially winking from the center of his right asscheek.
On the back of the neck, with the first tag being "" and just below it, "". :)
the tattoo that made the biggest impression on me was the word 'lickable' inked right above the minge of a ginger haired prostitute.
A women who works at a local pub has a fantastically sublime tattoo on her left bicep: a silhouetted telephone pole/phone line with a single crow-like bird perched on it. All black ink, about three inches high and the same in length...
I saw this guy once with a big squid and whale fighting tattooed across his chest. I thought that was pretty dope.
when i worked at a local sandwich shop one night a drunk guy came in to show off his lower arm tattoo of michael jackson in thriller, and then, his tattoo on his large stomach of the mug shot of the BTK killer, a famous Kansas serial killer. srsly what the hell?
Earth Crisis face tattoo of course. Facial tattoos really need to make a comeback.
Okay, this has nothing to do with the monks, but I once heard the legend of a stripper who had a tweetie bird pushing a lawnmower right where her "lawn" should have been. that's my favorite tattoo ever.
A tattoo of a bear ripping the head off of an eagle. It starts on the chest and makes its way up the neck. Can't picture anything more beautiful.
It was so extraordinarily small. So small it looked like a large freckle, or a birthmark. I didn't believe it at first. "There's no way someone could carve something out that intricate." That's when she told me. Aliens and robots. Abducted at the age of four, she traveled from our solar system to Sirius and back, encountering only one other being for seventeen years of her life. Her parents worried for her; posters and milk cartons. The news media never got a hold of the story. Girls gone missing in Kentucky isn't as uncommon as you would think.
Eventually, she forgot the significance of her heritage, knowing and loving only her alien caretaker. While she lived with it, the creature appeared to vary in size. It spoke a different language, yet she understood it, and its simple requests.
On her 21st birthday, cruising into earth orbit for the second time, she remembers a prick above her right eyebrow and something like Johnny 5 hovering above her(You can imagine her surprise when she rented "Short Circuit" several years later). She was dropped off with her parents, who had moved to LA to become a hip attorney couple, and to escape the confinement of their memories. Even with all the years of separation, they recognized her immediately, but they didn't know what to do or say... So they drank from their extensive wine collection.
Then they noticed her "freckle". They brought her a mirror. One of those magnifying facial mirrors that are distorted around the edges. She had not seen the mark yet, but she recognized it immediately just as her parents had recognized her. It was the face of her caretaker. The dad had never wanted a dog; and living so far away from the nearest neighbor, she had never encountered one, as far as she knew. To her, it was the best tattoo ever!
Dan Boeckner's scared cat
I once knew a guy who got a tattoo portrait of his own face, on his face. To look at him was like looking at a 3-D moving picture without the glasses. When he looked back at you (as he always would), his stare felt like a crowd.
There's a bus and god is on the bus with a crowd of normal humans. god is dressed and shaped like any of his people. Joan Osborne is also on the bus. Joan doesn't know god is on the bus. No one but the owner can tell that god and Joan Osborne are on the bus because god is blending in and Joan Osborne is pretty generic looking; also her nose ring is facing away, towards the windows opposite the ones we are looking through. Because it is too annoying to always have to explain that he has a tattoo of a memorable image from the 1995 top 40 hit "One of Us" on his back and then point out the characters, he always just calls it "people on a bus" when he is forced to respond to inquisitors, like at water parks.
Turns out former Castor guitarist and current National Skyline maestro (and onetime member of Year Of The Rabbit) Jeff Garber has a depiction of Honcho Overload vocalist Bill Johnson shaking hands with Honcho guitarist(and Hum bassist and Gazelle mastermind) Jeff Dimpsey tattooed across both legs and his 'midsection'. Which is why no one has seen him in shorts in the last 15 years.
3 ideas: a tat of the aerial view of stonehedge on the back. a tat of the washington monument on the chest. and a minnie mouse wherever; maybe the left tit.
slightly cartoonish rendition of spock (star trek) frowning, imagining (in a thought "cloud") himself eating a hamburger.
A friend in high school got this really intricate, and cute, tattoo of a goldfish on her back-right shoulder. Not the most interesting place, but the tat design made up for it. This goldfish was 3D in the sense that it seemed to be swimming towards the viewer, and inked in flaming reds, oranges, and yellows. The rear fin of the goldfish (or maybe it was a koi) blended into a blooming flame. Not only was it kindof badass, it was colorful, unique, and attractive. Not always the case with tattoos. And its the coolest one I've seen since.
Val kilmers tattoo from 'The Sulton Sea'. Epic.
your significant other's face over my heart.
a tiny freckle on your right forearm.
Best tattoo I've ever seen? Simple, a guy I saw with EAT SHIT written on his forehead where the middle bar of the E had somehow eroded and left him with CAT SHIT; an altogether more complex and beguiling statement of intent, i thought....
This is the unbeatable combo: Wizard, riding a Unicorn, fighting a dragon.
The best tattoo, both real and fictional, is Petunia. Petunia is a woman in a red dress on the arm of 11 year old Pete from the Nickelodean show Pete and Pete. Petunia is the only tattoo to have her own credit in the show's opening sequence. Petunia frequently dances. And Petunia needs to be licensed, as evidenced by one episode, in which a Park Ranger asks "you got a license for that tattoo, son?". Little Pete replys, "read it and weep, fungus-lick!".
Earlier today I saw a guy about my age (Twenty Five) with a tattoo of headphones around his neck, as if they were hanging there. Being that he was wearing one of those too-widely v-necked t-shirts, you could easily make out that the style of these headphones was akin to the free airplane/bus pairs that you are handed so you could watch "Fred Claus" twice in one flight (this has been forced upon me by US Airways, no joke).
This was at Five Guys, and almost as soon as I spotted the tattoo, the dude got up to get some ketchup. I don't know if you've been to the Five Guys in Austin, but they have the ketchup pumps pretty far back over the condiment counter, and as the guy reached to get some his too-short-tee-shirt lifted to reveals a Sony Walkman-style portable cassette player tattooed on his hip.
Perfect, simply sublime: on the back of her shoulder, the black-inked outline of a cardboard box with three holes cut out of the side, a la The Little Prince. (The sheep is inside.)
the most creative tattoo i have seen is on the back of some bikers head...it was a face like eyes,nose, mouth and everything and he was bald on top of his head and on the bottom had like a little mullet which was the faces beard/mustache pretty much looked like a real person on the back of his head
There is a friend of mine (and I hope he doesn't read this and then get angry for taking his entry) who has a tattoo of Santa Claus fighting a giant octopus on his bicep. For reals. It is absolutely impossible to not laugh while looking at it.
Another friend of mine has a a businessman in a suit and wielding a briefcase, riding atop a unicorn.
They don't know each other though.
EST. (insert year born) right on the hip
I'm gonna get this for my 21st birthday
I'm not sure if this makes a difference, but these are real:
1. "Never trust a woman" across an old crusty's neck. I mean, what happened to make that seem a good idea?
2. This isn't strictly a tattoo, but still... When i was about 14, i was at a summer school, with loads of other kids, between the ages of 4 and 16. It was where working parents sent their kids during the holiday. Face painting one day, one of the helpers agreed to paint Manchester Utd colours on this 5 year olds face. But, writing the acronym MUFC across his forehead, she realised she'd run out of space, and decided to space it out a little differently. The poor kid ended up with MUF on his forehead and CLUB on his chin. MUF CLUB. (Muf is English slang for female genitalia)
Andy Goldsworthy has a tattoo of Elvis on his forearm, with "The King" underneath, in a banner. You can see it for a second in "Rivers and Tides" (when he's out drinking with his friends).
I really want to know the story behind that picture.